8 ways to be an arrogant prick
This one is a set of tips that you should not follow. Do your best to not do these things. They're anti-tips.
Here are 8 ways to be an arrogant prick. I think I've done all of these things, and I hope I never do them again.
- Talk about how rich you are.
Look, everyone already knows how rich you are. Shut up and drink your latte.
- Drop names to show how important you are.
I don't care if you went to camp with the guy or whatever. If you were really that important he'd be dropping your name.
- Tell people they should be more active in politics / social change / linux.
I just got tired of that list. It was depressing. I'm going to switch to a new topic.
Here are my favorite kinds of light bulbs:
- Incandescent clear bulb with chrome finish on half the bulb. This is a rare bulb that can be put to great use
- Blue LED. I know an LED isn't actually a light bulb, but I think it should count anyway.
- Flourescent Black light. These are overused in clubs but it is because they rock so hard. They are magical, and can make things appear where nothing was visible before.
- Flickering candle lights. These are cool innovative lights that have two plates instead of a coil, and the movement of the plates makes this light flicker. I've seen some plates that are the shape of a candle flame and others that are the shape of the virgin mary.
- A pickle with electricity flowing through it. This is actually possible, as you may remember from 6th grade science class. It glows green.